Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Twas' The Night Before Hockey


'Twas the night before hockey returned to the city
Showing pictures of the rings that look OH so pretty
They will raise the 6th banner up to new heights
I hope Burrows is watching thinking… this bites

The Cup will be on display for the fans to woo
With all the spelling correct unlike the Gnats tattoo
Good bye Ryder, we won’t miss you at all
Nor will the Cup, for tonight it is safe from an epic fall

The bear has awaken, the Garden crowd will roar
As the dormant puckheads are dormant no more
Recchi will be present, but not on his skates
Replaced by Pouliot, who Edwards clearly hates

The Tank is rested, ready and pumped up his tires
For tomor’ begins another season 'gainst the Flyers
Versus has the game, so even if Timmy steals the show
They will talk about JVR because his d*** they do bl**

A repeat championship would absolutely be great
Even though that hasn’t happened since the Red Wings in '98
Sequels usually stink, except the Mighty Ducks 2
Knuckle pucks, bash brothers, and wu wu wu Kenny wu

I’m starting to doze as the night turns to dawn
One more night, then the Lucic jersey goes on
Good night, sleep tight and rest well please
Remember to keep coming to Golden Spokes, for all your Boston Bruins needs!!

LET’S GO BRUINS!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOOO!!!!! Let the season begin!

ms. malkin's borscht said...

u are ridiculous. -ly talented as a poet.

ms. malkin's borscht said...

im so pumped for another epic season of the greatest sport in the world! who knows what is going to happen this year? which team/rookie/goalie is going to surprise? which asshole named Kessel is going to disappoint again? all i know is that we have 9 glorious months ahead of us. and that the penguins are going to win it all. as my boys at thepensblog.com put it:

"When hockey players win the Cup, notice they never say, "I'd like to thank God," or whatever stupid shit NFL players say when they win a championship. You know why? Because not even God can help you through an NHL season."

ManCave said...

Just a great day to be a hockey fan!!

ms. malkin's borscht said...

Jagr, on Giroux's goal- the play that produced his 1,600th career nhl point (from espn.com):

"Gi made a great play," Jagr said. "I told him not even Mario Lemieux can make those plays."

is this guy for real? hasn't he pissed off everyone in Pittsburgh enough? damn i hate those flyers.